Comedy Central wasn’t about to be one-upped by Bill O’Reilly, The O’Reilly Factor producers and the Fox News Channel in the “let’s be funny, politically correct, educational and borderline vague, yet fair and balanced” department so they did a little research of their own.

And just what exactly were those results? Just as I suspected. Totally inconclusive and non-committal and that my friends…is exactly how we college-educated, unverifiably stoned slackers operate. Kill ‘em with confusion. Hey! Look at what Arnie’s done now! Did you hear Britney Spears is launching a new perfume? And…Rocco still can’t get into his restaurant! Hey…is that The Amazing Race filming over there? What’s that you say? They’re bringing back more Iron Chef America? Sweet!

See? You don’t even remember the original topic of this post, do you? Exccccccccccccccccccccelent. {wink}