Dear Jon Stewart,

We here at Outwit, Outblog, Outsnark beg of you…please don’t endorse a political candidate. I agree with Dana Stevens in that part of your universal likeability is your unwavering ability to be…well, unwavering. You rip on Bush and Kerry with equal vigor and to deviate from that would be pandering into the hands of those who salivate to find yet “another liberal” or “another conservative” news anchor/celebrity chef/comedian to dig their steely claws into.

I’ve been watching your show since you took over for Craig What’s-his-face. Don’t go to the dark side now. In spite of what the pundits may say, you can’t endorse a political candidate and still remain objective. I suppose you could, but then everyone will look for the liberal/conservative slant in everything you say. It’s much more fun being in the dark on who floats your political boat.

Sincerely,
Stacy