I haven’t watched Jack & Bobby since that unpleasant 7-button fiasco of September 19, but I understand there’s a subset of society who finds Christine Lahti’s liberal-mom-gone-mad act amusing and thinks older brother Jack is really hot.

Pandering to that subset, the show has taped three separate endings for it’s Wednesday, November 3 episode.

Lahti’s Grace McCallister, an unabashed liberal and the primary influence on her two sons, Jack (Matt Long) and future leader of the free world Bobby (Logan Lerman), will be waiting anxiously for the outcome of the Bush-Kerry contest in the episode, which will air one night after the real election. (Earlier this week, The WB moved “Jack & Bobby” from Sundays, where it was struggling mightily in the ratings, to Wednesdays, switching it with another freshman drama, “The Mountain.”)

It’s a “huge event for Grace,” Lahti tells USA Today. The three different endings are “one in which Grace will be elated, one in which she’ll be waiting four more years until Hillary [Clinton] can be elected, and the last in which Grace is nervously awaiting the recount.”

After November 3, the WB should just film all of the remaining episodes again and rename the show The Amazing Grace. The show can follow the life and loves of Grace McCallister as she tries to deal with life in the aftermath of 11/2.

If George W. Bush wins, Grace will plummet into a depression where even her midnight tokes won’t be able to rescue her. She’ll pack up Jack & Bobby, collectively renounce their U.S. citizenships and move to a small island in the middle of the Indian Ocean where she will teach English Literature to natives who have never heard of the ACLU.

Or…if Kerry happens to win…Grace will run out of the DNC headquarters and immediately set Money Grubbing Whore Dean Carol Vessey’s Ex house on fire because, well, he just looks conservative. Grace will be tossed in jail on arson and attempted murder charges, swiftly convicted by a jury of Republican non-peers and sent to Camp Cupcake. Bobby’s run for 9th grade class president next year will be thwarted due to the release of a photo of Grace from college, where she is seen attending a Young Republicans meeting and canoodling with young men in tailored suits. The grass-roots organization Permed Hair Feminists for Truth will picket the streets, launch a website and declare Grace an unfit mom. Gal Pal Courtney will get custody of young Bobby, further confusing the chap as they grow older.

But, who cares? Really! We’re all watching Lost, anyway.