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Desperate Househaikus - 11/8

Written on November 8, 2004 – 8:16 pm | by Stacy |

sunglasses, hatchback
what did you do, zachary?
car’s plate, eagle state

sinewy friction
burrito interruptus
rex not climbing walls!

the housekeeper stays
mama solis plays the cards
lawn boy is the one

alpha mom school wars

medieval on the wolf’s ass
just say no to drugs

neighborhood yard sale
paul’s box labeled “baby stuff”
ask questions, fat lip

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