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p>The O.C.

I love Seth Cohen, but can someone please make him shut up? God, he’s getting on my nerves. I’m also having a tough time adjusting to Ryan Atwood as a science nerd but hey, if he can tame New Girl on the Block With a Chip On Her Shoulder, she could be this season’s Anna. Also…methinks there might be a reunion between Julie & Jimmy once Grampa Nichol heads to the slammer. Would you like another cocktail, Marissa?

Survivor

We forgot to Tivo Survivor last night, so I didn’t find out until this morning that Chad of the Swiss Army Leg had been given the boot. Dude, I’m sorry…I was pulling for you. And, I just realized I made a really bad unintentional pun.

The Apprentice

I’ve been waiting and hoping for Maria to get her immaculately-lipsticked self fired since September 24…but I had to wait until last night for my dream to become a reality. Happy Birthday to me. I was also not entirely surprised The Donald gave Wes The Boot after he just sat there and let Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Maria peck at each other without stepping in and getting things under control. Guess he’d rather watch a good catfight than make a good decision. Typical. By the way…Ivana…brilliant idea with the decision wheel.

ER

Well Kerry Weaver, not all Chiefs of Emergency Medicine can check their souls at the door and wield their powerful fury on County General like you, so lighten up on Sweetheart Susan. She’s doing the best she can, what with Doogie Howser, the chick from Bend it Like Beckham and Velma working in her ER. Add in an Attending who needs some psychological counseling to help deal with the death of his unborn child and the death of his Summer Camp in Africa relationship and a stay-at-home-dad who won’t leave you alone to bring home the bacon, and you’re probably wishing that helicopter had hit you instead of Dr. Romano. Marissa’s mixing up some fabulous Newport Beach Iced Teas. Give her a call.