I Do Not…Have…Anthrax: Dan Rather is stepping down from CBS news in March of 2005. No snark necessary, but if you’d like to revisit some classic, 2-month old Dan Rather snark…here you go.

Another Reason to Skip the Low-Carb Diet Thing: Grilled Virgin Mary cheese sandwich ultimately sells for $28,000 on eBay to online casino GoldenPalace.com.

Pawsitively Unacceptable: Just in time for the winter months, an umbrella for your pooch. I love my dogs, but they would back me into a corner and chew my toes off if I put this on them.

Don’t Forget the Breast Pump: Never fret, Julia Roberts isn’t having significant pregnancy issues, but some nitwit set up a fake baby registry for her and hubby Danny Moder at BabiesRUs.com.

About her twins, she says, “They’re huge, they’re bionic, it’s pretty amazing. My stomach is enormous and the bigger it gets the smaller my ass looks so I’m kind of enjoying it.”