The Dallas Morning News has an article about the three-ton, $300,000 Maybach.

The Maybach and Phantom are similarly loaded, but the Maybach has gotten more attention for its amenities. Both cars also pack a serious performance punch: The Maybach has a 543-horsepower V-12, and the Phantom a 453-horsepower V-12. The Maybach’s base price is $305,500, the Phantom’s $320,000.

Inside the Maybach, flat-screen televisions connected to the car’s DVD system are mounted on the backs of both leather-covered front seats. A 600-watt surround-sound system supplies the audio. In back, besides the wood-trimmed compartment for champagne flutes, the car has wireless headsets and a jewelry holder in the door.

Last month, Maybach introduced a “business package” that includes a portable Internet connection and a wireless color printer to supplement the two cellphones that come standard.

Now, I am of the opinion that if you can afford something like this, more power to you. Congrats for living a life of both luck and opportunity, and seizing both. Spoil yourself silly, I say. I don’t judge people who live this kind of a lifestyle negatively just because I am not able to live it myself.

Having said that, the Dallas Morning News asked this question…for $300,000…what amenities would you expect in a luxury car? Imagine you’re on a beach with a frothy cocktail in your hand and you know when you get home from your fabulous vacation you will be taking delivery on a new Maybach. In your world, what options did you get on the car?