No one watched the first season of The Amazing Race, either: Fox’s The Rebel Billionaire is tanking in the ratings, placing 91st out of all of last week’s shows. Ouch.

Better than Pebbles & BamBam: Julia Roberts gave birth over the weekend to twin babies; a boy named Phinneus Walter and a girl named, “Waddya want my name to be?”

Hey…teacher…leave those kids alone: 23 kids who snuck out of school in 1979, recorded vocals for Pink Floyd’s “The Wall,” then chastised by their headmistress are now demanding their piece of the rock god pie.

“Quirky, pop-culture oriented” network Trio has been dropped by DirecTV, and the network’s future is in doubt. The only time I’ve ever watched anything on Trio was last June, while channel surfing Oceanic cable’s lineup in Hawaii. Trio was running a Cop Rock marathon. Need I say more?

Speaking of pop culture: Perennial teenager Dick Clark turns 75 today. Dust off those old records and celebrate the birth of the multi-generational master.