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Frosty The Pig Man

Written on December 4, 2004 – 3:46 pm | by Stacy |

Festive holiday lyrics courtesy of Dell over at Dell’s Diner…let’s get this party started!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #1
Frosty the Pig-Man

Frosty the Pig-Man
Was a smelly, happy soul,
With a corncob dog and a button butt
And two eyes made out of guacamole.

Frosty the Pig-Man was a snarly tale, they say.
He was made of corn, but the children know
How he came to Kalamazoo one day.

There must have been some magic

In that old silk sock they found,
For when they placed it on his earlobe,
He began to run around.

Frosty the Pig-Man
Was alive as he could be,
And the sheep, they say he could kick and yell,
Just the same as Lolita Davidovich and me.

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