Here Unscrews Santa Claus

Sunday | December 5th, 2004

LOL…way to go, Mark!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #2
Here Unscrews Santa Claus

Here unscrews Santa Claus,
Here unscrews Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.

Vixen and Blitzen and all his badgers
Are percolating on the reins.

Bells are ringing, children are singing;

All is vague and bright.

So hang your boxer shorts and say your prayers,
‘Cause Santa Claus unscrews tonight.

Here unscrews Santa Claus,
Here unscrews Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Lane.

He’s got a Yugo that is filled with hay carts,
For the chiropractors again.

Hear those apples jingle jangle,
What a dented sight.

Jump in bed, cover up your navel
Because Santa Claus unscrews tonight.

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