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Lyrics courtesy of Rob over at A View From the Bleachers…

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #4
Have an Exotic, Robotic Christmas

Have an exotic, robotic Christmas.
It’s the chimeric time of the year.
I don’t know if there’ll be cheesecake,
But have a cup of rum.

Have an exotic, robotic Christmas.
And when you entice down the street,
Say “Fluglebinder” to friends you know,
And every fantasy that you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe, imagined where you can see.
Somebody waits for Cameron Diaz -

Stimulate her toes for me.

Have an exotic, robotic Christmas,
And in case you didn’t hear,
Oh, by golly, have an exotic, robotic Christmas…this year!