Jingle Giblets

Written on December 8, 2004 – 3:35 pm | by Stacy |

He yells, he swears, he’s funny and he’s Dell’s dad! Give it up for Uncle Vito!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #5

Jingle Giblets

Jingle giblets, jingle giblets,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to spew
In a one-aardvark open toilet bowl…hey!

Pumping through the mucous
In a one-aardvark open toilet bowl,

O’er the boobies we go,
Primping all the way (HA! HA! HA!).

‘Rhoids on bob-tail ring,
Making dingleberries bright.
What fun it is to eat and sing a sleighing song tonight!

Oh, jingle giblets, jingle giblets,
Jingle all the way.

Oh, what fun it is to caress
In a one-aardvark…opennnnn…toilet bowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl!

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