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Christmas Carol Mad Lib #8
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Platypus

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Platypus,
Had a very sloppy nose.
And if you ever consecrated it,
You would even say it glows.

All of the other platypuses,

Used to audit and call him “Scrumee!”
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Join in any platypus games.

Then one tiny Christmas Eve,
William Shatner came to say,
“Rudolph with your nose so pathetic,
Won’t you compute my horsefly tonight?”

Then all the platypuses loved him,
And they shouted “Hokey Smokes” with glee,
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Platypus,
You’ll go down in history!”