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next great idea
little turn on the catwalk
carrie bradshaw bit

carrot sticks, sunscreen
normal is a bad, bad plan
nanny nine one one

weed eater andrew
scholarship, to the state pen?
dime bag in his sock

susan spies a foot
gabrielle’s, under table
read her riot act

nanny diaries
score me some high grade nanny
dishes? only kids

flew the loony coop
zach killed baby sister, why?
mack down with julie

doin’ hot housewife?
susan, yard boy’s mom suspects
gabrielle comes clean

child’s small toy box,
pulled from lake, adult female
small, tiny pieces

statutory rape
flashing police lights, oh no!
carlos in handcuffs?