Today’s scheduled Mad Libber also went missing, but it did give me, your snarkstress, the opportunity to play her own game!

As a side note…if you’ve agreed to play and for whatever reason cannot do so, please let me know. I’ve spent a lot of time trying to make this fun, so sending a quick email is simply the courteous thing to do.

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #10

Silver Wine Bottles

Pretentious sidewalks, fruity sidewalks,
Dressed in holiday magic 8-balls.
In the air there’s a feeling of doorbells.

Children confessing, people backpedaling,
Meeting gift wrap after dog collar,
And on every street corner, you shovel:

Silver wine bottles, silver wine bottles,
It’s Christmastime in the garage.
Ring-a-ling, hear them backseat drive,
Soon it will be Christmas Day!