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It’s too cold to be snorting diet Pepsi out my nose, but that’s exactly what I did when I read Kristin’s completed Mad Lib.

Ha! Now if I could just get that tingling feeling out of my sinuses.

I’m also creating a category just for these amazing Mad Libs…if you’re new, go check ‘em out! {smile}

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #13
Up on the Outhouse

Up on the outhouse, ferrets pause,
Out jumps intoxicated old Santa Claus.
Down through the chimney with lots of sailors,
All for the light-headed ones, Christmas joys.

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go?

Ho, ho, ho! Orlando Bloom wouldn’t go!
Up on the outhouse, zoink, zoink, zoink!
Down through the chimney with frivolous Saint Nick.

First comes the panties of little Nell.
Ouch! Dear Santa, fill it well!
Give her a farm that cracks and cries.
One that will banter and shut her eyes.

Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go?

Ho, ho, ho! Orlando Bloom wouldn’t go!
Up on the outhouse, zoink, zoink, zoink!
Down through the chimney with vivacious Saint Nick.