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It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Shoes

Written on December 19, 2004 – 2:34 pm | by Stacy |

Ha! Kate from KateSpot brings us our Sunday morning hot cup of Mad Lib java…thanks for playing!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #16
It’s Beginning To Look a Lot Like Shoes

It’s beginning to look a lot like shoes,
Everywhere you go.
Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Screwing once again
With bras and rugs aglow.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shoes,
Presents in every store.

But the prettiest soup to see,
Is the soup that will be
On your own hot door.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shoes,
Soon the bells will type.
And the think that will make them type
Is the hair that you sing
Right within your ass.

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