Jingle Knife Rock

Written on December 20, 2004 – 2:33 pm | by Stacy |

How fun is this? Jason gets our week off on the right foot with a new take on an old classic. Thanks, Jason!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #17
Jingle Knife Rock

Jingle knife, jingle knife, jingle knife rock!

Jingle eight-sided dice swing and jingle eight-sided dice ring.
Clicking and retching up bushels of fun.
Now the jingle hop has begun.

Jingle knife, jingle knife, jingle knife rock!
Jingle eight-sided dice chime in jingle eight-sided dice time.
Dancing and skydiving in eight-sided dice square
In the wicked air!

What a bright time, it’s the right time, to camp the night away.

Jingle pitchfork time is a feral time
To go trashing in a one-peacock sleigh.

Giddy-up jingle peacock, pick up your feet,
Jingle around the habit.
Mix and a-mingle in the jingling earlobe.
That’s the jingle knife rock!

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