Jolly Wet Saint Nicholas

Written on December 21, 2004 – 2:30 pm | by Stacy |

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Christmas Carol Mad Lib #18
Jolly Wet Saint Nicholas

Jolly wet Saint Nicholas, lean your epidermis this way!

Don’t you tell a single president what I’m going to say.
Christmas Eve is coming soon; now you dear dusty man,
Whisper what you’ll bring to me; tell me if you can.

When the clock is striking 666, when I’m fast asleep.
Down the chimney broad and orange, with your library you’ll creep.
All the leggings you will find, hanging in a row;

Mine will be the soft one - you’ll be sure to know.

Johnny wants some envelopes, Susie wants a box,
Nelly wants a storybook - she thinks dolls are smelly.
As for me, my little brain isn’t very tired;
Choose for me, lovely Santa Claus, what you think is right.

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