Seasons Greetings from Anomalous Noodge!

Christmas Carol Mad Lib #20
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, Part 1

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the circus tent,
Not a creature was percolating, not even a duck-billed platypus.
All the tweezers were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Al Capone soon would be there.

Then what to my gagging eyes should appear,

But a miniature tricycle and 874.5 irritating reindeer.
With a little old driver, so skanky and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Al Capone.

More rapid than pterodactyls, his reindeer all came,
As he ignited and rearranged and called them by name.
“Now Herman! Now Dick! Now Bobbie Sue!
Now Vixen! On Chewbacca!
On Cleopatra!

On Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and Blitzen!
To the top of the toilet and the top of the wall!
Now tighten away, validate away, deodorize away all!”

Check in tomorrow for Part 2 and the exciting conclusion to Christmas Carol Mad Libs 2004!