Last one of the year…let’s see what we’ve got…

A 19-year-old man in Louisiana, peeved that he got CDs instead of cash for Christmas, shoots at his family. Aside from the obvious joke about how his parents should put those CDs up on eBay and use the proceeds to buy a new heater for their church, was it really necessary for the Associated Press to point out they were living in a trailer park? Isn’t that sort of a given?

Liza Minnelli fell out of bed and whacked her head on Monday. You know, if she were still married to David Gest, this never would have happened. His soft, squishy face would have broken her fall nicely.

Bad-ass manager tells his comatose employee to “get his ass back to work” - and…the guy wakes up! Ah…a return to the good old days. Gone are the days of touchy-feely politically correct management. Snap out of that coma and get that freaking TPS report to me, pronto!

Sick of Ken Jennings yet? The producers of Jeopardy! sure aren’t as they’re planning a “Super Tournament.” Super. Now I can continue to feel super-stupid on an even grander scale. Yay. Just remember…H & R Block, not FedEx.

Sacred Elvis water sells for $455 on eBay. Sucker. Patsy Cline “Crazy” straw not included.