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frasier’s agent’s here!
missus huber, like a roach
search rescue party

cheating hubby rex
kids master extortionists
anal retentive

gabrielle is broke
hock jewelry, most ugly
get a job, ha ha

poor guy, susan’s ex
caught brandy, another guy
julie’s birthday, join?

nanny claire exposed
want me to make the coffee?
in the mood for love

fairview mall car show
buick lacrosse, three hundred
match shoes to the dress

Side note: I can deal with the Buick LaCrosse commercials two or three times an episode, but when I have to watch Gabrielle try to pitch one at the mall, that’s going a bit far.

susan mike are where?
candles, pillows, washing clothes?
floor plan confuses

singing daughter, friends
more family birthday fun
i love you, that’s great

date with the drug guy
dating my wife, call me rex!
exquisite flowers

insecure lynette
won’t admit lust in his heart
give us a minute?

been to paradise
that tired piece of edie?
never been to me

son knows about dad
best eighteen year marriage
for that, respect him

susan’s over ex
up to you, new york new york
run across street, love

paul hides evidence
set up plumber for the fall
no one suspects mike