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YAY!!

Shannon was eaten by the big, bad monster…just as I had hoped since the first episode!

Oh wait…no she wasn’t. Damn.

It drives me nuts how for fifty minutes, JJ Abrams can make Locke look like a complete freak and then wrap everything up in a nice bow at the end. We all nod our heads and say, “Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” when what the Professor does eventually makes 100% sense. What I want to know is, which Webelo badge requires you to learn how to make hallucinogenic brain pastes? Just curious.

I’m dying to know what’s down there in Dr. Evil’s Escape Pod.

Favorite Lost moment last night? When Hurley was hassling Jin, telling him that everyone thought he could speak English, throwing in a cavalier, “Your wife is hot” comment…just to check. No response. You know Jin would have carved Hurley up and had himself a big ‘ol plate of protein had he understood that.

Two people now know that Sun speaks English, which means that Kate has someone else to confide in and burden with her backstory. Plus, they can talk about BOYS! Hee.

I watched three hours of ABC television last night. Three. Hours. Haven’t done that in years! Alias was fun and I always enjoy watching Wife Swap. You couldn’t pay me to go on that show. Ever. I like my life…I don’t need to go see if the grass is greener somewhere else.

And that’s all I have to say about that.