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Now that I’m hooked on The Jen Schefft Bachelorette Experience, I can cackle that Wendell made it through to the third round, as did Febreze, who did his little Pepe Le Pew dance as he floated up to receive his rose from the Jenster.

Yes, I’ve read the speculation that Febreze is a gay Parisian who’s trying to launch a career in the states. But honestly, who isn’t anymore?

She also unloaded the Token Non-White Guy last night and Psycho Stalker Stu in the second round, which I believe is a first for the Bachelor(ette) franchise…getting rid of the guaranteed drama king so early on.

I gotta tell you…the one thing that I like about this season is that Jen (or the producers) are being very upfront with us. She’s not talking about any amazing connections or soul mates or any of that other puppies-and-rainbows dating propaganda we usually hear. Instead, she’s being honest about how a lot of the guys are just too damn forward and how they’re expressing feelings you shouldn’t be expressing after only a few days. No kidding.

You can just hear these guys’ biological clocks ticking, which isn’t normal. I asked the UberHusband why all the guys were sitting around, knocking back Corona beers and talking about their feelings and who should get a rose. “Because the producers probably told them to,” was his response. “They’ve been chickified,” he continued.

I predict Wendell will be the Last Bachelor Standing. I read the spoilers, but I tagged the W-Man last week, too.