Even Vern couldn’t fix this train wreck in a weekend with only $1,000. Paige Davis is fired from TLC’s Trading Spaces…or, she “is leaving the show.” Depends on which article you read and which philanthropic event attendee you ask.

Mark your calendars for the Academy Awards telecast on February 27. Expect an Annette Bening/Hilary Swank smackdown involving pizza and Chad Lowe. Virginia Madsen will bring the wine. Natalie Portman will be on hand to break up all the happy marriages.

Greed? Not so good. Michael Douglas has officially lost his mind.

And again, no one seems to be offended by Moe’s backside: The FCC denies 36 indecency complaints including…The Simpsons!

A complaint over “The Simpsons,” which airs on Fox, included a scene from a November 2003 episode in which students carried picket signs with the phrases “What would Jesus glue?” and “Don’t cut off my pianissimo.”

President Bush is nominated for a Razzie for Worst Actor in Fahrenheit 9/11! No one even noticed that Ben Affleck was nominated for two different movies. Uh huh. His little plan appears to be working.