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I’ve talked about FlyLady, Ali’s talked about FlyLady…I’ve decided that I need to start sending emails out to women who are sick of following the FlyLady’s recommendations on how to have an organized life.

For example, at 6:00 a.m. you might get an email from me that says, “Rise and…don’t shine! Test out how many times you can hit the snooze bar on your alarm clock before it just quits coming back on.”

9:07 a.m. - “Ignore the buzzer on the dryer. Watch two hours of ER on TNT instead!”

12:12 p.m. - “Call husband at work. Ask him to bring home takeout for dinner.”

3:01 p.m. - “It’s cocktail hour! Pour a stiff one and mock Dr. Phil’s guests for an hour. You won’t believe how alive and refreshed you’ll feel!”

5:33 p.m. - “For their science project (or art project), have the kids arrange the 21 pairs of shoes next to the front door according to ISO 9000 standards.”

9:43 p.m. - “Gaze at the mysterious puddle on the kitchen floor. Arrange plastic cups in a circle around the puddle so no one steps in it. Now, off to beddy-bye you go so you’ll be RESTED and READY to begin your new day tomorrow!”

Hmm. I may have hit on something here.