Former The Bachelorette bachelorette Meredith and Ian have broken up.

Apparently failing to realize that not only has the public’s interest in The Bachelor franchise waned significantly, but that the bland twosome were never exactly a Brad and Jen power couple, Meredith and Ian are also reportedly asking the media and fans to allow them to “move forward with their lives.”

Now that Febreze has decided he doesn’t want to marry Jen, that leaves him free to get lost in the wonder of Meredith’s cowl-necked sweaters. That’s all these wacky kids do, right? Keep showing up on derivative versions of the same reality show?