Desperate Househaikus 2/21

Written on February 21, 2005 – 5:41 pm | by Stacy |

practice safe sex, kids
andy not randy, daughter?
lawn boy back again

leads abstinence club
not running for second term
bree not good counsel

tom is moving up
sabotage husband’s career
he’s happy, really

cute heart shaped pancakes
drug trafficking, manslaughter
susan’s heart destroyed

new yard boy needs love
koo koo kachoo gabrielle
may be broke, not poor

sneak out to party
zach shows creepy true colors
bang bang, you are dead

wait, randy andy!
missing boxers, caught in pool
is that new lawn boy?

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