And You Thought Your Wedding Was A Pain In The Ass To Plan: After having to change venues from Windsor Castle to the Jolly Good Little White Secular Wedding Chapel, Prince Charles and Future Princess Consort Camilla, under Britain’s 1994 Marriage Act, may have to allow commoners (oh, the humanity!) to attend their wedding and object to the nuptials if so desired.

Speaking Of Weddings…Child rapist/Princess Consort Mary Kay LeTourneau and her victim/fiance, Milli Vanilli, have a rather significant bridal registry set up at Bon-Macy’s. I’m not sure which I find most offensive, the fact that these two are getting married, the fact that they have more on their wedding registry than I did or…the fact that people seem to be buying them stuff.

Million Dollar Surprise: Seen Million Dollar Baby yet? My mom, the UberHusband and I went and saw it Saturday afternoon. Great movie…great acting…and the best surprise in my opinion since the he/she eye-popper that was The Crying Game.

Look At Me, I’m Squeaky Clean: Sandra Dee, best known for her beloved surf-chick-with-a-heart-of-gold character in the Gidget movies, has died at age 63.

All In: Jeff Gordon wins his third Daytona 500 race, guaranteeing he will not be back for another round of Celebrity Poker Publicity Showdown on Bravo.

I Still Do Not…Have…Anthrax: Dan Rather will host his own farewell tribute March 9 on CBS, guaranteeing the viewing public that if he tells any untruths, he literally will have no one to blame but himself.