Does anyone else out there watch Law & Order: Sport Utility Vehicle? For many years now, this has been my Friday night, then Tuesday night television staple. I’m all about the reruns on USA, as well.
I was absolutely crushed when they forced ADA Alexandra Cabot into marrying Iron Chef Bobby Flay the Witness Protection Program to save her from South American Smuglords and their Irish Republican Army terrorist lackeys.
What would they do with her? Turns out, they set her up in a nice little house in Wisconsin where she works for an insurance company (”Bring me something I can process!“) and is involved with a man who calls her by her fake name, Emily, in bed. Ouch.
When the UberHusband and I saw the cute little neighborhood she lived in, we decided that ADA Alexandra Cabot needs to move to Wisteria Lane. Seriously. Want to talk about someone with a past…Alex is your girl!
My little brain just starts a’fluttering when I think of all the plot points that could come out of Mark Cherry cross-networking my favorite ADA (next to Angie Harmon’s Abbie Carmichael, of course) and moving her into Mrs. Huber’s old house. Bwa ha ha. But, she’d figure out everyone’s secrets and realize Paul killed her home’s former tenant in about fifteen seconds, effectively ending the show after a single season.
Even better…The O.C.’s DJ makes a return appearance and leads me to speculate whether they plan on bringing him on board full-time. Sport Utility Vehicle could use some new blood. Munch and Ice-T are getting old and grumpy…again…imagine the pastabilities.
And by the way…Iron Chef Bobby Flay…this is your third marriage. Congrats but don’t mess it up with my girl, m’kay?
