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So I’m watching The Jen Schefft Bachelorette Experience: The Rejected Men Tell All last night, and I was wondering…why on Earth did they invite Andrew Firestone back? Why? WHY?

That had to be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. What did the producers expect, that Andrew would leap up into the air and shout, “I LOVE…THIS…WOMAN!” and effectively try to undo what has happened over the past two years? What Andrew thinks is really a moot point…or is it? His interview was just absurd. He talked too fast, got way too wound up (even by Snarky’s standards) and seemed…dare I utter the word…defensive.

My favorite part? The highly rehearsed “questions from the audience” which included some gems like, “If Jen wanted to get back together, would you?” Yes. In a second. I’d whisk her back to the vineyard where I would expect her to be barefoot and pregnant nine months out of the year because, well, I was upfront with all of the women as to what the life would be like.

In another moronic “twist” this season, apparently, the Jenster turned down one proposal and the other poor schmuck is still waiting for an answer to his. We’ll hear the answer next week on the After the Rose special. Guess that sort of solves the whole “How do we cope with being away from each other for three months” ooey-gooey romantic angst that generally follows the final episode of each Bachelor/Bachelorette season.

And, Febreze kept himself in the closet but boy, did those other bachelors get catty and snarly. Easy there, ladies.