No Desperate Housewives last night due to the Academy Awards telecast so…here we go…

drives me nuts, star jones
camera shots from waist up
who are you wearing?

shortest show ever!
three hours twelve minutes!
chris rock is da man!

best art direction
beauty pageant format, yuck
and the winner is

poor minnie driver
beyonce singing phantom
i’m a survivor

hilary, jamie
boxing chick, piano man
well deserved awards

meet the focker folks
strange pairing for best picture
dirty harry wins