Lifted from Lady Mac…
THE “WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?†BLOGGER QUIZ
1. Who the hell do you think you are?
Who in the hell do I think I am? Who in the hell do you think you are? You don’t know me. And, I’m guessing you haven’t see Sideways, which makes me better than you anyway.
2. So, other than blogging, what’s your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
I’m a software development project manager and work out of my home. And, that’s Mrs. Dumbass to you.
3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
Like, yes. I was like, the editor of like, my high school newspaper and like, wanted to work on my college paper but like, I had to get a job that paid real money to, like, pay the bills.
4. Do you even read newspapers?
Why do that when I can have my household staff read them to me?
5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
I like getting my propaganda from People and Entertainment Weekly, too. In Touch is a good resource as well.
6. I bet you’re some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Yes. Howard Stern in the mornings and Dr. Laura in the afternoons.
7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
Fax? What century are you living in? My @#$% Republican parrot newsletter comes straight to my Blackberry so I’m never without my script.
8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
Because they’re idiots. And…I pay for my bandwidth, so I control my little world 100% BWA HA HA!!!!!
9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
I’m not ignorant of other countries. In fact, I grew up in California.
10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
I just said that I’d been to California. I’ve also been to New York, Oklahoma, Canada, Jamaica and coastal North Carolina.
11. If you’re so keen on the war, why haven’t you signed up, chickenhawk?
Because. There aren’t any good nail salons in Afghanistan, Kuwait or Iraq. Duh. ::eyes rolling::
12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend’s face?
Yes but fortunately, we were able to wash all the makeup off. That was pretty horrific.
13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Yes. As soon as I started this “quiz.”
14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
Xena, Princess Warrior
