The crack Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex weather teams say it’s going to freeze in these here parts tonight, which will come as a shock to the dozens of folks who drove away from Lowe’s with mulch and pansies and other delicate Spring flora and fauna this past weekend.

Silly, silly folks. Now granted, I did buy a tomato plant but I know better than to go whole-hog with the planting thing before, oh, say, mid-April.

Anyhoo…make sure to bring the pets in and leave the vindictive foliage outdoors tonight.