So. Let me get this straight.

During Survivor’s reward challenge last night, Kuror won the task (and the food), but both teams have to go to Tribal Council and vote someone off? That’s so wrong. Kuror wins…they’ve got the team dynamic to completely obliterate Ulong but Jeff and His Might Fist Of Ratings has to butt in and force both teams to vote someone off at Tribal Council.

Oh no no…the producers and crew don’t influence the game at all.

Kuror goes to Tribal Council first and, unsurprisingly, votes off Old Man Willard because, well, he’s old and he’s no Rudy. The proverbial salt on the wound? Willard doesn’t even get to partake in the winning challenge feast! Although, I’m guessing the food he gets once he has passed through Survivor’s post-voteoff cleansing is better.

Once that atrocity is over, Kuror goes “over to the jury side” to enjoy their meal of beef stew, bread and IBC Root Beer while Ulong is going through their own tribal council. That’s just cruel. Angie’s crying and everyone on Ulong has decided they’re going to vote of Ibrahim. If you missed the first 35 minutes of the show, it was pretty much just all of them talking about voting him off.

But wait! There’s a twist! Jeff and His Mighty Fist Of Ratings tells the members of Kuror that they can give immunity to someone on the Ulong tribe…WTF? And of course, because for the whole episode we’ve heard nothing but how Ulong wants to get rid of Ibrahim, who do you think gets immunity? Quick…who you gonna vote off now that the Weakest Link has gotten a bye?

Angie, I guess. That aggravated me. She was the only person in that tribe who had any spunk and any strength but, I guess that made sense. I didn’t like Angie at the beginning. I’ll admit to that. I thought she was freak. But…she held her own and took on a lot of other women in the tribe and that made me want to root for her.

The UberHusband thinks Stephanie looks better now that she’s gotten a tan. Thanks, honey.