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Lifted from Kym at The Extraordinary Mundane…

My name is: Slim Shady.

I may seem: superficial…or that I’m in a ton of credit card debt.

People who know me think: I’m funny…and not superficial at all.

If you knew me you’d probably: be surprised that I’m more of a “traditional” wife. And, that I don’t have any credit card debt.

Sometimes I feel: like I don’t work as much during the day as I should, but it’s about the same amount of “down time” I had when I was in the traditional workforce. The only difference is now, I do a load of laundry instead of sitting around staring out the window or getting my 32nd cup of coffee.

My days are pretty: normal and drama-free…and I love that.

Yesterday: I worked, did the laundry, cleaned up the kitchen, made reservations for a wine dinner, mailed out Easter cards, fixed dinner, watched American Idol and The Amazing Race, then fell asleep on the couch.

In the morning I: start working at 6:30 a.m.

I like to sleep: next to my husband, but usually there’s a dog between us.

If I could be doing anything right now I would be: sitting on the North Shore of Oahu at Sunset Beach, watching the big waves crash. Well, I’d wait for the sun to come up first.

Money: does in fact, grow on trees. We have one out back.

One thing I don’t have that I wish I did is: a final decision on whether or not we’re moving to Seattle.

One thing I have that I wish I didn’t is: the beginning of a bunion on my left foot.

All you need is: TiVo.

All I need is: XM Satellite Radio.

If I had one wish it would be: to have a long, happy, healthy life with my husband.

Love is: a wonderful thing if you’re lucky enough to find it and smart enough to realize you have it.

If I could see one person right now it would be: the UberHusband. I miss him when he’s at work.

Something I want but I don’t really need is: these really cute wine glasses at Pier One. I don’t need them…but they’re on sale…but I don’t really need them.

I live for: sunny, warm days.

I am afraid of: the upcoming season of The Bachelor. Very, very afraid.

It makes me angry when: people open their mouths (or keyboards) without thinking first.

I dream about: annoying things, like being 33 and finding out my college degree isn’t official and I have to go back and start over. I also dream about being in high school and not remembering my locker combination.

I daydream about: having a home on the beach. Any beach will do.