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Look! Love Didn’t Lead Me Back! Due to a “snafu,” voting telephone numbers for three American Idol contestsants were displayed incorrectly Tuesday night, so all of the votes were deemed null and void. We all know what this means…sabotage! I saw you sitting in the audience, Donny Osmond…I’m on to you. Your teen pop sensation years are over. Let it go.

Can I Be A Cocktail Doggie Mom? In response to the Hurried Mom Syndrome Of Years Past, Mary Jacobs explains how we all turned out okay and learned how to think for ourselves. Oh wait, I already am a Cocktail Doggie Mom. “Run outside and play, Daisy…Mommy’s got a staff meeting and needs to fix her vodka gimlet before it starts.”

It Only Took Six Seasons, But My Wish Has Been Granted: Third Watch has been cancelled.

And You Though Omarosa Was “Bad”: Donald Trump wants Michael Jackson to headline a show for him in Las Vegas. Considering I read an article in the paper yesterday where Celine Dion said most of the folks attending her concerts were generally drunk, sick or asleep…seems like a fitting gig for The Gloved Pun.

What Will They Say…Monday At School: John Travolta has revealed he’s a member of the mile high club, having partaken in the pleasures of the flesh with his wife in the cockpit of his plane. Where are those air marshals when you need them, to tap on the side window and shine a flashlight in, telling the kids to knock that funny business off?