ER

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn kids! Last night’s episode of ER was all that and a bag of chips! Was Gallant this hot before he left for Iraq, or is it just watching him in two episodes of Hawaii that changed my vision of him from dull vanilla doctor to hottie with gashes and war wounds and whatnot.

“Why is he in the field? They take the wounded to the doctor, not the other way around.” -UberHusband

When the show was over, I hit “record” on TiVo to tape the whole thing just so I could watch Neela run and jump into Gallant’s arms over and over and over. I had tears in my eyes. Seriously. Is he coming back eventually? I could so jump on board with Gallant and Neela and, based on last night’s Skinemax performance, Neela is no longer asexual in my eyes. Or, for that matter, anyone’s eyes I would imagine.

Gal Pal Social Worker Wendell is gone…with little fanfare. Nice setup for Princess Kem to come back and screw everything up, just in time for sweeps, the opening of the Carter Foundation For Non-Sculptured Garden AIDS Care…and the season finale.

And Pratt…let the gigolo thing go. Man, that is so old…and so Doug Ross.

The O.C.

After the world’s longest spring break ever, Zach returns and compels Seth to keep a secret…he has a new girlfriend. Her name is Georgina Glass and she’s super-swell. Blonde, Italian and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, which is more than SpideySeth can do.

Anyhoo, Ryan’s brother Trey is sprung from the clink and immediately taken to the Cohen House For Wayward Chinoians (Chinoites?). Caleb sends Hans and Franz to do a number on Julie’s 80’s Metal Band art house film director and ultimately…Julie’s porn flick shows up on the big screen for all of Newport’s “finest” to see.

Unfortunately, Ryan, Trey and Marissa were getting into barfights in da ‘hood and were nowhere in the vicinity, so no one wound up in the Cohen’s pool. We can only hope that Trey doesn’t ever snag that barista job and instead wanders off to that strange place that Lindsay, Theresa, Caitlin, Jimmy, Hailey and Oliver have gone. Or else…you so know there’s a Trey/Marissa/Ryan love triangle in the works.