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final words, mama
his wife is cheating on him
did you say something?

hottie contractor
now you’re thinking like a friend
edie saw him first

i will fix the tire
i promise i’ll fix the tire
didn’t fix the tire

tough love for andrew
don’t kick your mom, just not cool
do what you must do

hear no evil, lynette
that’s sign for i told you so
even deaf say bitch

to the clink, carlos
wait for your husband, don’t cheat
eight months is long time

watch all the gears shift
win the lottery, all mine?
one point six mil cash