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Written on April 8, 2005 – 6:16 pm | by Stacy |
We’re taking off to Chicago for the weekend this afternoon, but I couldn’t leave without sharing my bulletized list of thoughts on The O.C. and Survivor last night…
The O.C.
Give me a break. Snotty Newport woman is in her late 30s/early 40s and refers to Risky Business as “some Tom Cruise movie?” Are you kidding me?
Sixty minutes and not a single, “Sometimes you gotta say, what the f*%k.”
Summer and Seth have become an old married couple…and I don’t like that. They’re worse than me and the UberHusband.
Sandy crushes Carter!
Since the housekeeper at Casa De Nichol has been deported (ha!) and Trey is in need of a job…why not? We could call him Mr. Featherass (with gracious respect to Tobias Funke as Mrs. Featherbottom)!
I like that they’ve turned Marissa back into a cute teenage girl and steered her away from a boozy, bicurious train wreck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that in the fictional world, but it just doesn’t gel with her Keds campaign, you know?
Zach needs to go away. His services are no longer needed.
When the plotline of Julie and Caleb “being away on vacation” was revealed, I so so so badly wanted them to be discreetly picking up Caitlin from boarding school to bring her home. By this point in the soap opera kid timeline, she should be about fourteen and a serious hellraiser.
Survivor
“The tribe has not spoken tonight.” You got that right, Probsty, but I did like the on-the-spot Immunity Challenge where they had to make fire (yes, the UberHusband did do the “Fire! Fire! Fire!” Beavis & Butthead thing) and Master Firestarter lost.
I want Stephenie to win, Period. I’d like to see Ian in the final two with her. Tom was originally up there but when he started playing Island Dictator and telling his tribemates that all of their potable water had to be saved for drinking purposes…dude…not cool.
All of the rumors about there not being a merge this season must be accurate. If Stephenie loses the Immunity Challenge next week, does she just automatically go home?
I still don’t know who anyone is on The Winningest Tribe Ever other than Ian and Tom and Kobe…who, along with Angie, really should have made a more sensible choice in undergarments.
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