So, the UberHusband and I had a superfantabulous weekend in Chicago, courtesy of the UberHusband’s many business travels over the past year. We ate, drank, took in the amazing weather and even bought some expensive footwear. When in Rome, as they say…

It was one of those weekends that you didn’t mind ending because not only were you dog-tired, but it already felt like the two days had lasted a lot longer than just two days.

Then we came home…as I was flipping through the mail I noticed one of those letters that looks like a Western Union mailgram…the letters that companies like to use to alert you to a really low APR on a new credit card or to refinance your mortgage.

Not this time. It was a real Western Union mailgram.

Yep, the United States Army has called the UberHusband…six years out of active duty…back up to active duty.

Son of a bitch.