card, my: Paper status symbol that is the subject of bizarre corporate pornography with fixations centering on variations in card stock, font, printing, etc.; often distributed indiscriminately at restaurants and funerals; forum for some of the most inspired work ever executed by employees, who get "creative" with their job titles while still managing not to lie, e.g., the photocopy repair guy becomes Junior Technical Operative, or a meaningless title is made up altogether, like Enterprise Solutions Manager; most valuable use is entering raffles for free lunch.