Over lunch, I went grocery shopping and heard a mom bellow (I guess she thought she was the only one in the store?) to her toddler, who was running up and down the frozen foods section, “ZACHARY…Mommy needs to know if you have to POOP. DO YOU HAVE TO POOP BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I NEED TO KNOW NOW, BEFORE YOU POOP.”

Personally, I didn’t need to know either way. Ladies, this isn’t appropriate grocery store conversation. Period. I don’t care that you have a toddler, you’re in a place where people buy food.

I so wish the UberHusband had been with me. I would have asked him if he needed to poop because I NEED TO KNOW NOW, before we buy any yogurt or beer.

Uh huh…not so cute when we’re talking about adults, is it?