I love pointing out stupid people and giving them the attention and credit they so desperately crave. I also love it when people think they know me and/or the UberHusband better than we know ourselves.

Take for example, two comments I received last night regarding this controversial post from a million years ago regarding a personal incident (and my associated opinion) from an event that happened over four years ago.

By the way, the individual Googled “my husband went to a strip club” and spent 25 minutes at my site.

This one was from someone named, of all things, “Respect”:

Stacy, First of all want to know what trailer park you were raised in. The last time I checked women were strippers because they had no education and were possibly on drugs and have been physically and mentally abused. This is a very sad existance for a man or a woman and anyone who is a humanist would not condone any such behavior from themself or anyone they love. If you or your husband wouldn’t want your daughter on the pole then you better make sure neither of you are near that pole. I wish you well.

Follow that up with a comment from “Integrity,” who, I swear…is the same person as “Respect” since their comments came about six minutes apart from each other…who knows, maybe they’re a husband/wife team who thinks my husband and I are doomed to eternal damnation. How sad for them that they have to go trolling blogs looking for strip club-themed posts at 2 a.m (and tell me that my marriage is in trouble…and has been apparently, since before we even got married), while we sleep the night away, warm and snuggy in our bed.

Girl, You have nothing to be afraid of. You have a right to tell your husband not to go to one of these disease infested meat markets. They are for alcoholic, pathetic, single sex deprived boys who can’t sustain a productive life with his wife. And trust me when I tell you, he is taking advantage of you…and I don’t mean this in such a way to hurt you but to empower you, girl! You are being cheated on girl! Already this is happening and unless you stop it you will be disrespected as a woman and human being, and if you have children they will see this. Please for all women, stand up for yourself, and human beings to not be degrated! Much Love

You know what…if your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you or “disrespects” you (God, I hate that expression) then boo on you for picking such a louse to spend your time with. If your life sucks, don’t try bringing me down with you. How pathetic.

Regardless of what your opinion is on the subject of strip clubs, what happened, happened. It amuses me when people read one thing and then assume the UberHusband is constantly out carousing and frequenting strip clubs when in reality, his ass is planted on the couch next to me and we do nothing but watch television in the evenings.

As for the fear for our children that we won’t be having…I’d be more afraid of them turning into television-addicted couch potatoes than winding up “on the pole.”