And…I meant to post this today before we left…

Now See, Yardwork Can Be Fun! Two friends find over $100,000 in buried treasure while digging up a tree in the backyard. One of the men allegedly started “ranting like a rabid monkey,” which now makes him eligible for a cush government job at the Delhi airport.

Do Models Really Just Eat Quackers And Ketchup? Melania Trump, AKA Mrs. Donald Trump, makes her acting debut in an upcoming AFLAC commercial. Oh my, any serious actress would have to be on quack to take a job like this, because I’m sure working on the AFLAC campaign isn’t all it’s quacked up to be. Oh wait…I have one more…I’m quacking up over this!

Snarky’s Eleven: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie “were spotted” frolicking together in Ethiopia. Whew. I’m so glad I brought her along to distract the paparazzi…

I’d Like The Original Recipe, All White Meat: Pamela Anderson wants you to boycott KFC. Why? She’s tired of competing with their tender, juicy breasts.

Feral Hogs Running Wild In Texas: I know! And, they all shop at my neighborhood Tom Thumb grocery store!