Desperate Househaikus - 5/2

Written on May 2, 2005 – 2:40 pm | by Stacy |

creepy zach is back
handful of rocks at pretty face
but i love julie

jealous wife lynette
friends close, enemies closer
annabelle trouble

is tom a real dog?
you can tell, he has secrets
i’d be concerned, too

creepy george is back
rex still does not know to lie
not a fan of weeds

speaking of dear george
ginger girl sells arby’s, too
saw it this morning

paul lies to susan
a lame story, wife’s name change
call in the p.i.

new mama solis
who should she be angry at
show her the four-door

fun time barbecue
always someone in the pool
all your fault, carlos

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