Yes, we watched ABC’s sexposé on Paula Abdul and Corey Clark last night, Fallen Idol: A Primetime Live Ratings Grabber.

The UberHusband’s first comment was that if any of what they were about to say was true, they’d have Diane Sawyer dishing the dirt instead of John Quiñones. What’s so funny…and we both talked about this last night, was that generally news magazines who have a legitimate scoop practically trip over themselves validating what they’re showing and proving that they do, indeed, have evidence! Really! He spent that night at her house! He knows her dogs’ names!

I’m sure a fairly inexhaustive Google search would yield the same results. I think I saw the inside of Paula’s house a couple of years ago in InStyle.

I’m not saying I had sex with her.

Shush.

I didn’t see any validation last night, though. I saw a J-list hiphop wannabe who (coincidentally) has a “song” coming out, two parents who would probably love to score a book deal out of this and several ixnayed Idolists who never thought something like this would happen in a million years until John convinced them it did may have. Kimberly Locke did an interview a few days ago and said there was no way something “like that” could happen…those contestants were on lockdown and…if Corey Clark was clubbing with Paula, there’s no photographic evidence other than the racy mental pictures Corey and John conjured up for their own entertainment?

Primetime Live producers showed us a bunch of telephone records and said they were Paula’s number, but at no point did they say, “Primetime Live has verified that the numbers belong to Paula, Miss Abdul If You’re Nasty.”

And…as far as that cell phone store employee is concerned, don’t tell me Paula Abdul actually goes into a store to get cell phones. Hell, no one knows who I am and I still do all my ordering on the internet. FedEx will get a phone to you the next day, for a small fee.

Anyhoo, make up your own mind on this televised tripe but I can tell you one thing, I wasn’t convinced beyond a reasonable doubt. I’m not even convinced Corey Clark knows how to dial a phone.

And oh yeah, Scott Savol was voted off of Paula’s island last night. Buhbye!