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So, let me see if I have this straight. Watching Lost at 8 a.m. is a little different than watching it at 7 p.m.

Mrs. Subtitle doesn’t want Mr. Subtitle to leave on the raft, because she still loves him and wants them to be together. Kate comes up with the idea of giving Mr. Subtitle a little ailment (which would prevent him from leaving on the next morning’s scheduled departure), so Mrs. Subtitle puts “something” in Mr. Subtitle’s water bottle. Mr. Subtitle and Michael mix up water bottles, resulting in Michael being afflicted with the “little ailment.”

The ailment pops up shortly after Kate talks to Michael about throwing Sawyer off the raft (because she knows how to sail, apparently) and Sawyer confronting Michael about Kate taking his place. Sawyer then confronts Kate and dumps the contents of her bag on the sand in front of, well, everyone, and points out that she modified a dead woman’s passport which means…she would do anything to get off that island, including poison Michael.

Goodness Kate…what did you do?

Can I ask why we haven’t seen Dr. Art, The Science Guy before? He’s actually kind of funny, in a disturbing please-don’t-leave-me-on-the-island-with-a-science-teacher-and-a-genuine-Iraqi sort of way.

I have decided, that I’d like an Oceanic drink cart to put in the garage. You know, to arrange all of our tools and whatnot.

And…Locke gave me a new phrase that I plan on using liberally at work…”You exercised discretion, I exercised mine.”

Thanks, lil’ buddy.

And ooh OOH OOH OOH I just realized something…Kate and Dr. Ex made their time capsule tape on August 15, 1989. Two of Hurley’s lottery numbers were…yep…8 and 15. I got all excited and jumped up and down in front of the UberHusband when I realized this, proclaiming my pride of having figured something about that show out…whether it’s meaningful or not, I don’t know. He said he was proud of me, then continued to vacuum.