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season finale
color on wisteria?
sold house over phone

air hockey stud tom
quit his job, back to work, wife!
good luck there, buddy

ice hockey freak zach
felicia’s whack to the head
pulls gun on susan

in a strange script twist
what in the hell, rex is dead?
creepy george to blame!

well-polished silver
must finish the task at hand
devastated bree

poker to the head
kitchen knife to the stomach
oh, mary alice

lawn boy tells carlos
carlos needs impulse control
can carlos breast feed?

dierdre had a child?
mike got all the scoop from paul
don’t go in the house!