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Anyone else watching The Oprah Winfrey Show today? Tom Cruise is on and he will not freaking shut up about how wonky-nutso-psycho in love he is with Katie Holmes.

I’m all for love. I lurves me a good romantic relationship but…Tom…didja have to jump up and down on Oprah’s couches like a monkey and grind around on her carpet like a ferret to get the point across that you’re really excited about this new relationship?

I’m not exaggerating. He’s also got his 50,000-watt smile cranked up so high that my face hurt watching him. All I needed was for him to thank God for bringing him Katie and point up at the sky a’la Scott Savol.

Katie…girlfriend…when we were younger those kinds of public declarations of affection would (or should) have caused us to run screaming for the dorm room door. Same rules apply when you’re 26.

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

And…if I hear Mr. Cruise refer to Ms. Holmes as “my woman” one more time… I’m going to hurl.